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Journal Entry: Thu Nov 19, 2009, 10:35 AM



I got told this by my old boss who came round randomly to say hi. (friend of my father)

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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a plane. During the flight, the woman closes her eyes, holds a handkerchief to her nose and sneezes. Afterwards, she shudders heavily.

Then it happens again: She sneezes into the handkerchief... then shudders violently. The man raises an eyebrow. When it happens a third time, the man gives into his curiosity and speaks.

"I couldn't help but notice that you shudder violently after every time you sneeze."

The woman blushes a little and replies,

"Well... I have this strange condition, where whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man looks rather embarassed.

"O-oh! I see... are you taking anything for it?"

She nods with a giggle.

"Pepper!"

  • Mood: Humor
Skin by ~psychol-bob (modified by *Ferkahhan)

Dynasty Warriors. Best one? 

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Cha. Update when I can.

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:iconunclemontezuma:
Thanks for the favourite on Bauble! :D

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and i'll let the coyotes pull on my heart strings
if only to see their faces when they realise it's stone
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Thanks for the favourites~
<3

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"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes!
:iconpsycho-juggler:
heya. long time no see.
just to let you know your stuff is looking goooood!!!! :D
:iconunclemontezuma:
Thanks for the favourite on Grian-Stad an Geamhraidh! :D

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and i'll let the coyotes pull on my heart strings
if only to see their faces when they realise it's stone
but we knew that, we always, we knew that before
:iconriku162:
...I'll miss you.

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